More about the blonde, and about toast
Recently the Telegraph letter page has been having a 'theme' about toast and toast racks. Two extracts below (the series ran on for several days).
These letters reminded me about the blonde. (And, my blog about is it ok to cheat on your wife if there is a blonde involved, is by far and away my most read blog; somehow I doubt there will be many people searching for 'blonde' + 'toast').
Sarah and I have discussed toast and marmalade at length…from when she was staying with us, and, sans toast rack, how she propped up her toast to enable faster, efficient, even, cooling; and we also talked about marmalade (I'm a Robinson's lemon shred man, myself).
I suspect Mark Robert's credit card sized expanding toast holder is the luxury Sarah would ask for if she is on (when she is on) Desert Island Discs. If I ever come across one, I will buy her one, for sure.
Finally, I think in regards of toast, I am am a bitoastual: sometimes I like it hot, sometimes cold (but always white bread, and mid brown). What that says about my class, I don't know, but Sarah, his clearly a classy girl.

